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Boring Movie Descriptions

Can You Guess the Movie?

G’day!

You’ve probably seen that post going around asking, “Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?” I shared my own take with: “Bloke goes for a trip and sees his daughter after a few years.” This sparked a fun idea for a different kind of post.

I’ve taken a list of movies I like and given each a boring description with a bit of an Aussie twist. Here’s where you come in—I’ll read out these descriptions, and I want you to fill out the survey with your guesses. A week after this post goes live, I’ll email all subscribers with the answers. Some will be pretty obvious, while others might be a bit tricky. Let’s see how many you can guess!

How to Participate:

  1. Listen to the podcast episode.

  2. Submit your guesses via the survey linked below.

  3. Subscribe to get the answers and see how well you did!

Let’s goooo!

Boring Movie Description Survey!

Adding the description list here as the survey doesn’t appear to work on mobile (

would be awesome if this could be fixed or looked into!):

1. Bloke gets stuck in the basement with a couple of strangers.

2. Lads go on a trip and argue with their computer.

3. More blokes have a bit of a chinwag.

4. Fella looks for a lost doggo.

5. Same fella, different critter.

6. Bloke heads into space to find his old man.

7. Plane trip has a few hiccups.

8. Another dodgy plane trip.

9. Crew has a pest problem.

10. News bloke takes himself a bit too serious.

11. News bloke is back and still a bit daft.

12. Young fella drives to earn money.

13. Guy chases some robots while folding paper.

14. New guy chases more robots. Wood carving this time.

15. Cowboy movie with jokes.

16. Bloke questions his life choices.

17. Bunch of drongos find a disc.

18. Big monster chucks a wobbly in the city.

19. Overprotective bloke and his family.

20. Bloke keeps his heart rate up.

21. Sheila has a rough day.

22. Apes start running the joint.

23. Bloke in a funny suit tells jokes and gets in a couple of scuffles.

24. Same bloke, more wisecracks.

25. Bloke thinks he's a superhero, but he's not.

26. Folks live above a quirky shop.

27. Bloke has a tough time in an office building.

28. Cops bend the rules.

29. Two blokes do stuff.

30. Guy plays VR.

31. Sheila can't remember faces.

32. Four blokes get abilities.

33. Bloke has a bush bash.

34. Mates have a natter about time.

35. Actors think they're in space.

36. Mates play board games.

37. Bloke visits home and feels a bit sad.

38. Sheila in the future solves crimes.

39. Brothers get into some strife.

40. Group of misfits save the universe.

41. Same misfits, same universe.

42. Same misfits, same bloody universe, yet again.

43. Grumpy bloke with powers.

44. Cops solve a village mystery.

45. Bloke tries a stunt.

46. Sheila can't leave her house.

47. Blokes dream about dreams.

48. Spooky clown has a balloon.

49. Same spooky clown gives adults a fright.

50. Some joker paints his face.

51. Something happens to a sheila named June.

52. Sheila seeks revenge.

53. Aliens visit and muck about for a bit.

54. Bloke forgets stuff.

55. Blokes in suits quarrel with aliens.

56. List gets stolen. Seems impossible to get back.

57. Clumsy cop does detective stuff.

58. Museum bits come to life.

59. Mates meet an alien.

60. Recruits become cops.

61. Fish becomes girl.

62. A bunch of stories happen.

63. Robin Hood, but funny.

64. Bloke tries to prove a theory.


If this gains enough attention, it might be worth doing a follow-up. I can invest more time in selecting the movies and making it even more fun.

So, fill out the survey, and after I post the list, I’ll compile everyone’s answers and create another post to see who guessed the most correctly. Thanks for participating!

That’s it for now, as always,

Stay safe, good luck, and be well.

See ya!

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