Be Me After 30 Day Social Media Detox

I might do a biggerer article outlining all the cool stuff you get when you ditch social media—like babes and fast cars and uhh wait I don’t need that because I don’t have social media anymore, wooo!

For now, bow to my piano prowess (that I figured out by ear—who learns music these days, anywho?).

I’ll take my cheques by mail, thanks.